Director: Jalmari Helander
Rating: 8/10
19 Days Before Christmas, 2012: A British archaeologist-in-making at University of Oxford tells his colleagues about a Finnish Horror Movie involving digging Santa's grave. (Naturally, archaeologists love digging everything so, that's where the topic came from.)
1 Day Before Christmas, 2012: One of those archaeologists completely forgot about the movie.
4 Days Before Christmas, 2013: The forgetful archaeologist asks out loud for Christmas movie recommendations and guess what she is reminded of?
New Year, 2014: While on a family vacation, three cousins sit down to watch a sinister Christmas tale about a cruel Santa and are bowled over by the sheer Tim Burton-ness of a non-Tim Burton movie!
Why watch an anti-Christmas, Sinister-Claws kind of a movie on Christmas? Because it is different, it keeps you on the edge of your seat and there isn't a dull moment! If you're tired of the usual Christmas things, and want something unusual instead of the usual apple-and-cinnamon kind of movies,here's the perfect movie, which isn't completely horrible either. In fact Rare Exports is unusual in every sense of the word: it isn't your regular horror movie, it isn't your regular Christmas movie, it's just this sheer work of brilliance that only an unusual brain can come up with.
Rating: 8/10
19 Days Before Christmas, 2012: A British archaeologist-in-making at University of Oxford tells his colleagues about a Finnish Horror Movie involving digging Santa's grave. (Naturally, archaeologists love digging everything so, that's where the topic came from.)
1 Day Before Christmas, 2012: One of those archaeologists completely forgot about the movie.
4 Days Before Christmas, 2013: The forgetful archaeologist asks out loud for Christmas movie recommendations and guess what she is reminded of?
New Year, 2014: While on a family vacation, three cousins sit down to watch a sinister Christmas tale about a cruel Santa and are bowled over by the sheer Tim Burton-ness of a non-Tim Burton movie!
Why watch an anti-Christmas, Sinister-Claws kind of a movie on Christmas? Because it is different, it keeps you on the edge of your seat and there isn't a dull moment! If you're tired of the usual Christmas things, and want something unusual instead of the usual apple-and-cinnamon kind of movies,here's the perfect movie, which isn't completely horrible either. In fact Rare Exports is unusual in every sense of the word: it isn't your regular horror movie, it isn't your regular Christmas movie, it's just this sheer work of brilliance that only an unusual brain can come up with.
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